Funny tales from a 3 year old

Chloe is going through a funny phase at the moment of telling stories of when she was a baby. Now these stories are completely made up and some are absolutely bonkers.

Her favourite ones at the moment include

when I was a baby I had 2 dad’s, but only for 2 weeks!”

“When I was a baby mummy forgot me but Tinkerbell come to get me so it was ok”

When I was a baby I remember seeing you at your wedding” (she was in my belly at the time!)

I am slightly concernedat what tall tales she tells the teachers at nursery.

I think it must be a phase they go through as my sister in law told me that when my neice started school she told the teachers she had 2 Skelton brothers. The teachers had to speak to my sister in law to ask if she has had 2 babies that had passed away! Kids imaginations are such a funny thing.

What funny stories have your little ones come out with that has left you wishing the earth would swallow you whole?

Mummy Em x




2 thoughts on “Funny tales from a 3 year old

  1. Haha, bless her!
    I had a great one when I was childminding:
    Apart from the fact a four year old told me her mum was pregnant again before they were ready..
    I was giving lunch to two boys one day, a 3 and 4 year old and they were trying to out-lie each other with super hero’s and all sorts, until “my mummy hits me with a hammer”! Hmmm, do I invoke child protection procedures or subtlety take a look for any marks/bruises (none) and quietely mention to his mum that it might not be a good idea if he tells these sort of tall tales to anyone else? Chose the latter, she was no embarrassed!!

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